Cheers to badass women raising badass kids.

Cheers to swearing like a sailor and not giving a fuck.

Cheers to knowing your worth and walking away from anything less.

Cheers to standing up for yourself.

Cheers to working moms determined to create better futures for their children.

Cheers to moms uplifting other moms instead of judging them.

Cheers to flipping mom guilt the bird.

Cheers to moms showing up for their kids every day, with a sense of humor and a shitload of patience.

Cheers to the moms out there keeping it sassy, classy, and a little nasty.

You are all superheroes and I love you so fucking much.

So raise your glass to the beginning of a slightly satirical, moderately ludicrous, and completely inappropriate network of single moms joining forces and fucking shit up.